My 10 favorite pieces of Chuck Norris Flair from my Facebook "Pieces of Flair" application are:
10. Ninjas only exist because Chuck Norris lets them.
9. Chuck Norris sleeps with pillows under his gun.
8. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
7. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
6. Chuck Norris only has two speeds: "walk" and "kill."
5. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't go to the bathroom, it comes to him.
3. Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
2. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
1. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
10. Ninjas only exist because Chuck Norris lets them.
9. Chuck Norris sleeps with pillows under his gun.
8. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
7. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
6. Chuck Norris only has two speeds: "walk" and "kill."
5. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
4. Chuck Norris doesn't go to the bathroom, it comes to him.
3. Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
2. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
1. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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